On Day 7, the new president will rest. It's not easy running the country. In fact, Day 7 of any new president's first hundred days will be a Federal Holiday, with states encouraged to follow suit.
My restful day shall include sleeping in until about 10am. I'll be having sausage for breakfast. And after breakfast, I will do a 'little' work. I will be instructing the Department of Health to revise the food pyramid to include sausage, bacon, and pepperoni. Upon adding these to the food pyramid, a pizza with these three toppings, along with the bread crust, tomato sauce, and cheese, will be deemed a national health food. Work with me here. Remember, it's Sunday and I'm trying enjoy a day of rest.
So, go and enjoy your day.
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