Saturday, March 15, 2008

Day 4 - Executive Order #1

Time to demonstrate a little executive power.

DAY FOUR - By Executive Order, anyone found driving more than 10 mph BELOW the speed limit in the LEFT LANE (often described as the 'passing lane') will be sentenced to 1-month of community service cleaning bathrooms at Arby's. It's hard to imagine that there would ever be a second offender, but if there is, they will spend an additional month EATING at Arby's. That ought to do the trick.

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